Presented to me for services performed from 2006-Current. I’m still in service. My wife and the kids know what they will endure, sustain, and embrace when I’m around. Sure, they always ignore the fine print, but it is there. I’m the guy whose hand drifts toward the volume knob the second I see them. Its not my fault they proudly wear their 2pac shirts. That’s called education. Pulling into the driveway, I run out and dance in front of them…