I watch stuff and review it. Sometimes.
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Clockwork Orange
I watched a Clockwork Orange because Kubrick. Expected revelation. Got confusion. I kept waiting for the part where I'
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Anaconda 2025
This was pleasantly interesting. I was hesitant at first, given the plot: A movie about making a movie about a
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Wicked
Hot garbage. Halfway through, I stood up and said "Is this thing still going!?". I will never watch
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Avatar: Fire and Ash
I rate this 2 siamese cats speaking sign language to whales with bull rings. Make this movie make sense -
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Pirates of the Caribbean
Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl There is a unique fantasy this movie brings to me.
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DARK > Stranger Things
I initially binged Stranger Things like everyone else. The 80s nostalgia hit exactly right and was genuinely my favorite part
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ZooTopia 2
Went to Zootopia 2 expecting silly popcorn nonsense. Left emotionally compromised by cartoon mammals. When the credits rolled I wanted
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Nefarious
Nefarious is a rollercoaster. Not because it takes you somewhere. Because you get on thinking you know what ride this