Watched

TV and Film reviews.
Watched

I watch stuff and review it. Sometimes.

  • Clockwork Orange

    I watched a Clockwork Orange because Kubrick. Expected revelation. Got confusion. I kept waiting for the part where I'

  • Anaconda 2025

    This was pleasantly interesting. I was hesitant at first, given the plot: A movie about making a movie about a

  • Wicked

    Hot garbage. Halfway through, I stood up and said "Is this thing still going!?". I will never watch

  • Avatar: Fire and Ash

    I rate this 2 siamese cats speaking sign language to whales with bull rings. Make this movie make sense -

  • Pirates of the Caribbean

    Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl There is a unique fantasy this movie brings to me.

  • DARK > Stranger Things

    I initially binged Stranger Things like everyone else. The 80s nostalgia hit exactly right and was genuinely my favorite part

  • ZooTopia 2

    Went to Zootopia 2 expecting silly popcorn nonsense. Left emotionally compromised by cartoon mammals. When the credits rolled I wanted

  • Nefarious

    Nefarious is a rollercoaster. Not because it takes you somewhere. Because you get on thinking you know what ride this