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Story time!!

Lets go back to my California roots.

The California Gold Rush, retold to be historically accurate today.

Nobody found gold.

A guy wrote "GOLD" on a rock and got funded.

A man who had never touched dirt gave a keynote.

Twelve guys in Utah started a club where they sold each other's rocks to each other at the conference they invited each other to.

Real gold existed.

Nobody checked.

But good luckโ€”the river's clogged with people panning for applause, the water's 40% spray-painted gravel from a "disruption-focused" prospecting startup, and some guy just got press for "revolutionizing the pickaxe" by adding a second handle.

๐’๐จ ๐›๐ฎ๐ฒ ๐ฆ๐ฒ ๐š๐ ๐ž๐ง๐ญ๐ข๐œ, ๐€๐ˆ ๐ž๐ง๐š๐›๐ฅ๐ž๐ ๐ญ๐จ๐จ๐ญ๐ก๐›๐ซ๐ฎ๐ฌ๐ก.

It's real.

I drew it on a piece of paper and it says AI.

โค๏ธ

Jake