Today, I heroically ascended the 3nd floor staircase in my house — no oxygen tank, just pure grit.
At the top, I snapped a selfie, then I descended back down, clutching my Liquid Death.
I then stepped outside, rang the bell, kissed my Chevelle, and basked in the glory of my cosmic impact on America.
Single-handedly, I’ve redefined space exploration 🚀 NASA’s calling, but I’m too busy building software.
Being an astronaut is incredible.
You're welcome America 🇺🇸