Utah's king of narcissists
lives next door.
Thirty-seven pages
of his chaos—
we took notes.
He wanted war.
We gave him silence.
He wanted audience.
We held up a mirror.
He did the rest.
Turns out,
the monster slays itself
when no one claps.
My wife and I?
We just stopped performing.
One mirror.
Two witnesses.
Checkmate.
Snell & Welmer helped us keep the mirror strong.