Supergirl
Nothing about this was super. The plot and acting was about as entertaining as reading the back of a shampoo bottle. I give this 3 shoelaces.…
Masters of the Universe
Growing up, I would read the back of a cereal box while eating my cereal. This movie was nothing more than an animated back of the ceareal box story. I give it 2 scoops and 90 raisins.…
Super Mario Galaxy
I was extemely excited for this, because I loved the first one. This had absolutely nothing nostalgic about it and the plot was an attempted readers digest story. Watching this felt like a saturday morning cartoon that you turn off to go watch the price is right. I give it…
Project Hail Mary
This movie, was absolutely incredible. Sure, it was made by the same people as the Martian and had that same vibe, similar to fury - the entire film takes place in the same "location" and is survival based. This was extremely emotional, compelling, and made me think deep…
Send Help
This movie felt like I was watching a real life scooby-doo mixed with wedding crashers writers trying to M. Night Shyamalan and Rob Zombie you in one go. give it 0 broken beach rafts out of 10. WTF was this.…
Housemaid
My son and his cousin said it was good. Reviews agreed. Sequel already greenlit. I walked in thinking no way this delivers. Hype is usually a leading indicator of disappointment. I was wrong. The Housemaid is dark. It earns it. 10 bloody teeth and 10 hair follicles out of 10.…
Anaconda 2025
This was pleasantly interesting. I was hesitant at first, given the plot: A movie about making a movie about a movie. But knowing it had Jack Black and Paul Rudd, I knew it would be entertaining. The Ice Cube cameo was great, the J. Lo one, not at all -…
Wicked
Hot garbage. Halfway through, I stood up and said "Is this thing still going!?". I will never watch this again.…
Avatar: Fire and Ash
I rate this 2 siamese cats speaking sign language to whales with bull rings. Make this movie make sense - it felt like I was watching something where the plot was dumped out of a bucket of 3rd grade stories and randomly glue-sticked together. Such a disaster when the first…
DARK > Stranger Things
I initially binged Stranger Things like everyone else. The 80s nostalgia hit exactly right and was genuinely my favorite part as I loved my childhood in the 80s. The synth soundtrack, riding around on bikes everywhere everyday, and welcome back Winona Ryder. That first season had real magic to it.…