From Prompt Engineer to Crayon Evangelist: A 48-Hour Journey

What if the next hype is eating crayons? LinkedIn Titles/Tags in 48 hours: 🖍️CRAYON-NATIVE ARCHITECT 🖍️CRAYON EATING EVANGELIST 🖍️STRATEGIC CRAYON CONSUMPTION ADVISOR "Most people are eating crayons wrong. Here's my 7-step framework." "Just mass-recruited 400 people who've been eating crayons since 2019.…

Super Mario Galaxy

I was extemely excited for this, because I loved the first one. This had absolutely nothing nostalgic about it and the plot was an attempted readers digest story. Watching this felt like a saturday morning cartoon that you turn off to go watch the price is right. I give it…

Meteorology Is Bullshit

Meteorology isn't astrology. Astrology is pattern-matching on vibes with zero feedback loop. Growing up, I never understood why there was a weather channel or weather section in the news. Why on earth does anyone care what the weather MIGHT be like? It either is or isn't,…

We Planned Surgery And Built A Hospital Instead

The long story of combining two companies through an acquisition, from a technical perspective, in a little over 5 months. TLDR 2 completely different companies (GETOUTPASS and POGOPASS), were combined into 1 (GETOUT). We sunset 2 legacy platforms, migrated over 350k+ active members (representing over 1M active family pass holders)…

Project Hail Mary

This movie, was absolutely incredible. Sure, it was made by the same people as the Martian and had that same vibe, similar to fury - the entire film takes place in the same "location" and is survival based. This was extremely emotional, compelling, and made me think deep…

Thought Leadership Is Bullshit

I've decided to become a Thought Leader. First thing you do is start every post with "Unpopular opinion." Doesn't matter that 47,000 people posted the same take this week. That's what makes it unpopular. The popularity. Then you need a framework.…

Somber

I think about death often. Not the rot. Not the ritual. The way it sits in the room while you're laughing. The smiles you make. The pain you carry. The color of your car. The song you can't stop playing. None of it goes with you.…

No Membership Required

I'd rather be rejected for what I actually am than accepted for a performance I have to maintain forever. I'm not smooth. I don't want to be. I don't code-switch for boardrooms. I don't soften my opinions so they go…

Mercyless

The real you, gets you hated. The open heart, gets you hurt. The extended hand, gets you killed. And still, your enemies remain the same. Your friends always change. The mercy of hatred— it never pretends to be anything else.…