Im Now An Electrician

With the help of AI, I was able to install my first electrical outlet, and it works too ⚑ Oh, and I’m almost a master plumber now.Yesterday, AI walked me through installing a toilet. I’m still chiseling a trench through my living room floor for the pipe that…

Im An Astronaut

Today, I heroically ascended the 3nd floor staircase in my house β€” no oxygen tank, just pure grit. At the top, I snapped a selfie, then I descended back down, clutching my Liquid Death. I then stepped outside, rang the bell, kissed my Chevelle, and basked in the glory of my…

Anti-Corruption Layer Pattern

ACL. ACL. ACL. You might be using this pattern right now. Following it. Borrowing from it and you have no idea it has a name. At NinjaCat, one of the first tasks handed to me when I joined, was making our MongoDB data warehouse more reliable and scalable. I did…

Wandering Around

I don't know you. But I saw you on the platform. Shoulders curled like you were protecting something already gone. I don't know what happened. I wasn't there. But your grief found me anyway. Slipped under my ribs. Made a home it didn'…

Getting Clear On Narcissism

This is spot on. They have to be seen, and everything is a facade. They project their insecurity onto you through materialism to portray success, while alone, wonder why they have no friends just relationships they have through grooming.…

My Kids = Happiness

We teach our kids to be themselves, smile, don't lie, and make others happy. 😁 𝑾𝒆 𝒕𝒆𝒂𝒄𝒉 π’•π’‰π’†π’Ž 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒐𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒔 π’˜π’Šπ’π’ "π’π’‚π’–π’ˆπ’‰ 𝒂𝒕 π’šπ’π’– 𝒃𝒆𝒄𝒂𝒖𝒔𝒆 π’šπ’π’–'𝒓𝒆 π’…π’Šπ’‡π’‡π’†π’“π’†π’π’•, 𝒃𝒖𝒕 π’”π’Šπ’Žπ’‘π’π’š π’π’‚π’–π’ˆπ’‰ π’ƒπ’‚π’„π’Œ 𝒂𝒕 π’•π’‰π’†π’Ž 𝒃𝒆𝒄𝒂𝒖𝒔𝒆 π’•π’‰π’†π’š'𝒓𝒆 𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝒕𝒉𝒆 π’”π’‚π’Žπ’†". My wife and I stay up at nightβ€”not because we’re night owls, but because we wait for our oldest son to walk through the door, dragging in from…

Live, Laugh, Be Nice

Be kind, be real, and make people smile. That’s the only, real currency πŸ’° Who cares if you're not part of some group, clique, or "exclusive" circle? Not me. Never have, never will. Besides, I like squares. ⏹️ You didn’t get invited to that one lunch…

When You Tell A Lie.

When you tell a lie, you have tell another lie, and then another, and another.…

To Infinity and Beyond - 2025!

What. A. Year. πŸŽ‰ And 2025 is already on point to be a huge 𝐖!! Lets go back though..... . . . . . - Kicked things off by celebrating 20 years of marriage with a family trip to Hawaii. Pro tip: Nothing strengthens a marriage like watching your kids bicker in paradise. 🌴 - Had the honor…