Your SAAS has a pocket knife problem.
The Swiss Army knife works because it does a few things incredibly well. The blade cuts. The screwdriver turns. 🤯
For some reason, though, some of y'all looked at this and said "what if we added 32 toothpicks, a magnifying glass, a keyboard, and a socket wrench!!?"
Now I need four pairs of cargo shorts just to carry the damn thing.
“The knife is dull!”
“The knife is rusty!”
“The knife still doesn't work!”
Apparently, fixing the knife is hard, and adding a toothpick dispenser is easy... So toothpicks it is. 80/20!!!!!!
Oh, and slapping an AI sticker on it just means the dull knife now hallucinates that it cuts.
“Don't look at the broken core product, look at this shiny new integration!!”
I bought your tool for the knife.
The knife doesn't work.
You failed.
No amount of socket wrenches fixes that.
❤️
Jake